Welcome to your new favorite corner of the internet—because clearly, what the world really needed was another wellness expert with a ring light and opinions.

As I mentioned above, my name is Christie. Registered dietitian. Digital product slinger. Caffeine enthusiast. I make wellness tools for people who are too busy, too tired, or too over it to pretend they actually enjoy blending spinach into their morning smoothie bowl.

This is a safe space for the gloriously average person—the ones who Google “how much protein is in a slice of pizza” while stress-scrolling and eating said pizza. My products are here to help you feel slightly more together without requiring a full personality overhaul or the willpower of a Tibetan monk.

No “clean eating.” No celery juice sermons. No guilt-trippy nonsense.

Your mom’s green juice? Yeah we don’t sell that.

Just simple a$$ tools for imperfect humans who occasionally eat cereal for dinner and like to call it fiber.

Come for the resources.

Stay for the aggressively average life advice.